Thursday, April 12, 2012

Warpwood


He studied the wood’s curious grain while his blood speckled its polished surface.
He could only partially see it from his awkward position as he lay crumpled on top of it. He tried to move his head as he studied the grain, but a sharp pain that seemed to come from below his neck kept him from making much more than a wobble. The room spun as the pain penetrated his skull, wavy red swirls.
            It took a long while before he could form a cognate thought again. The room stopped swimming and he found he could breathe again. He coughed violently and more blood flew to speckle more of the wood grain. The detail of which stood out like canyons to him and his mind began to hover above their hidden depths. His left eye blinked at some invader that made it twitch sharply. Finally it stopped and the rough grains stood out again in rich contrast to his dark blood that was sprinkled about it like tufts of red grass sprouting on its sides.
            His contemplation was interrupted as a shadow fell down over the scene. He involuntarily looked up to see what blocked out the light. A man’s bulk stood against the lights in the ceiling that lit the small room. Whereas the wood grained floor had intimate detail, the man had little. The man looked down at him. He struggled with the face to put a name or even some recognition to his features. What he could see of the man was dark hair cut short and a sharp, severe face that reminded him of a holo-vid from the distant past that had inaccurately described the future, his present. The point of recognition failed him as a new burning filled his body although it seemed detached from his own awareness.
            “Morgan.”
The man spoke in a dull voice as he looked down at him and shook his head sighing deeply. His name was Morgan.

Why didn’t he remember that? How long had he been lying there bleeding? Why couldn’t he remember anything but the blood and the wood? There was something about the wood wasn’t there? Morgan marveled at the richness of the wood again seeing its groove and shape. Then pain exploded into his thoughts breaking his concentration.
He tried desperately to remember anything from before that moment. He only found that his mind was clouded and thick with cotton, cotton candy? No, that wasn’t right. What had he been trying to think of?

            A voice spoke outside of his head and he blinked and water slid from his eyes. His vision refocused on the man who towered above him. The man had said something but it had been too far away to hear. He stood there with his hands on his hips. He was clothed in some kind of black jumpsuit and boots. Boots with blacks straps and a rough surface that caught highlights of light. Light from the hallway, a door had been opened. Then someone else spoke.
            “Is he?”
A woman’s voice.
            “No, not yet, but he will be soon enough.”
            “Oh. I just thought…“
            “Thought what?”
The man looked back over his shoulder- at the door.
“That he would have survived this?”
The man began to laugh, slowly and softly at first but it grew in loudness and size until his body shook. The sound of his bellows echoed in Morgan’s head and then as suddenly as he started, he stopped. The man turned away from Morgan and walked away.
            “He will be dead soon.”
His voice was flat, very flat. Even when he laughed his voice had sounded flat- like he was artificial. Like he had forced himself to laugh and when it was not time to laugh anymore he stopped. The footsteps faded and the light flashed off. Morgan had been left to die in the shallow light alone.

            Time passed, as Morgan faded in and out of consciousness. He no longer felt the pulse of pain in his legs. In fact, he could not feel either of his legs. He thought of his arms then and was surprised that he had forgotten them this whole time. He tried to remember how to use the arms but nothing came to him and nothing happened. For awhile, he pondered the distinct idea that he was dead, but then he coughed again and the wet splatter of blood hitting the floor confirmed that life was still with him.
            He tried to focus on the wood grains again but the room had grown darker. Was it night? No time came to him, nor could he recall what place he was in. he breathed deeply and pain rumbled through his parched throat and he felt his tongue in his mouth and the bitter sweet taste of blood.
            Then the room changed.
No, change was not exactly the right word, maybe it would be better to say it shifted. Morgan noticed that some of the fresh blood started to drift as if to run away from where he was lying. Pressure built up in his body and he felt a pull above his head as the blood began to slowly move in that direction. He watched in morbid fascination as it resisted movement then surrendered to the pressure and slid away gaining speed. Then he began to slide on the floor. New pain fired up and his vision went white and then blackness faded in quickly.
           
            He dreamed.

            The new star-craft straddled the tarmac of the space port like a mutated spider that had been stretched out long and thin. It’s silver and black skin shone in the sunlight all gleams and glows over its nodes and curved pods clustered close together. Its spindly landing stilts spread out in leg fashion displaying the crafts awesome ability to land almost anywhere and retain absolute stability. Other star and space-craft sat nearby but none had the grace or sleek lines that this one possessed. They were boxish and bulky jumbles of rough steel that looked slow and cumbersome when compared to the sleek craft.
            The craft was his; he owned and captained her across the space between the planets of the inner sphere. He had called her Arachne recalling the old myth he had loved in form school. Arachne had made him rich and very proud. The spider motif had struck him when he had first seen her in the berth as Star’s Finale Shipyards in the Outer Rings. The limb-like landing stilts had been extended and clustered around the docking pipe like that of a spider, although the body had been more like that of a very bumpy dolphin. She has been the best of her line of Mercex 38000 series. With all the finer finishes that came with luxury crafts, central plane gravity, auto-helm, slipstream drive and auto-crew. It was made to be the ultimate and all inclusive one-man pleasure cruiser.
            Of course, that had not been enough for him; he had pulled the veneer plasmacast decks and replaced them with a series of organic materials sealed in maxy-plex. He had gutted the central holo-vid suite and exercise area and combined it with the small hold making it into one large hold instead. Then with the sufficient bribes and blackmail got her license changed to mercantile zones and went to work into the trade of specialty shipping. The ship’s speed and landing abilities had made him an instant success and very rich. He looked at his spider very lovingly now remembering the long hours he had spent overhauling her innards. In order to avoid military involvement he had avoided placing visible armament. Relying on her speed and maneuverability to out fly and outrun any trouble.
            He moved towards the craft and raised his had to stroke its hull when the dream abruptly ended in a shudder. His eyes opened and the room shook as a metallic squeal brought him back to his present. Was he on the ship of his dream? Familiarity played on the edge of his memory but the room in which he lay in a heap against one wall would not hold in place. His leg was in a better spot, both of them were. He could see them now. He realized that he must be sitting up partially as they were spread out in front of and slightly below him. Then he realized the blurry hump that blocked most of his view was his chest and stomach. He could almost feel the grain of some fiber under his chin. My head must be sitting on my chest he thought, repetitively.
            The room shuddered again and then in an almost imperceptible motion he felt himself get lighter. Curious, he felt a breeze then bits and drops of his blood floated out into his field of vision. He knew that he, too, had left the surface and floated free out into the space of the room. His body tilted into a limp puppet position as its mass shifted and re-centered. A random thought came to his mind- they have hit the slip drive.
Who? Who were they?
The slip drive was the device that drove a star craft into slipspace and held the center of gravity at the core of the starcraft. Spacecraft had to have a centrifuge or a spin section for gravity, but star-craft had the ability to generate a central mass gravitational field. Slip drive technology was new in terms of travel, mostly in the details that it was smaller than the bulkier star-drives and consumed less fuel. The speed was incrementally fast as booth drive engines employed the ability to generate the energy field that allowed ships to pass into hyperspace but the slip drive did it smoother and had more control over trajectory and drift once in the hyperspace stream. The coinage of “slip” had come from the effect that the ship would take when it crossed the speed barrier of sub-light to light speed. To the observer, the ship would slide in and out of the field like a fish in water. Other names had been applied but none had stuck save for slip.
            Strange, why could he remember technical knowledge but not his whereabouts or what had brought him to such a sorry state of being? As he drifted aimlessly in the room, his mind wandered back and something akin to a dream clouded his vision. A woman’s face rose like a ghost to fill his vision. He smelled green melon and vanilla.
           
            Arachne was his first love; he had continued to make improvements to Arachne as he made more money. Speech recognition and shipboard AI- still in its early stages, he had installed it anyway despite its rudimentary interaction. The man who had created the AI had promised that Arachne would continue to progress on her own, though it would speed things up with future upgrades. She recognized his verbal commands and acknowledged him, but no words of love came back…yet. He had planned to continue the upgrades despite the growing expense until he had met Minuet.
            She was his second love, a woman of carefully defined grace and a beauty. Her shiny black hair fell in waves of midnight to her shoulders. Her narrow face long and pale framed by her hair, tapered by a slightly notched chin. She had fluorescent green eyes that reminded him of flawed emeralds like those found in the Shadow Mines of Thessaly. They were surrounded by dark lashes so long that each blink threatened to send waves of fragrance and delight blowing him away. Her nose was long and sharp, godlike, as in those immortal women found in the classic Hollywood myths. She had thin magenta lips and a sharp mouth that looked more like a rip when she grew angry with him.
            Her body was thin and her breasts small and hard, she was compact in her buttocks, muscular arms and legs both longer than other women. Morgan had never placed her ethnic origins nor had she ever discussed them. Her voice melodious like her name and may have been the reason she had taken it at the time of legality. He had thought she would be a perfect counterpart to Arachne, but the jealousy was all at once both obvious and subtle.
            She had met him in- no the memory fluctuated there and rather than risk losing her and it all together he focused on the day she came aboard. How long ago was that? It seemed like it was only yesterday. She had smiled as he had welcomed her aboard at Sagit- Sagitarian? No, that wasn’t it. He was pretty sure it began with an “s.” She had worn the navy jumper suit that showed her physique, tight around her breasts and butt, zippers up her legs and arms. Her white hands showing long fingers and black nails with starry studs attached to each nail. He had gotten down on one knee and presented her with a duplicate command jewel. A ring, rather than the traditional ear stud. The ring was silver clad Arcanite with a ceramic core and a black widow insignia- the alias for Arachne itself. With it she had access to the helm and slip drive.
            When they made love on the bed in his quarter’s she would moan and gasp in short rushed breaths as if the she was trying to conserve oxygen. She was his first and now could be his last. The smell of her filled his head and his eyes clouded with unwept tears. What had happened to her? Where was she? Hadn’t he just heard her voice?

            Gravity restored itself and Morgan fell to the floor with a sickening thud. He coughed up spittle as the crimson rain of his wandering blood returned to the wood grain deck with a chorus of tiny splats. He thought the floor moved but decided the impact had driven the sense from him. He groaned in pain and then found his arms and pushed himself over to lie on his back. He looked up into the darkness of the room knowing that the emergency lights would come on soon.

            Minuet was very possessive of his time, growing upset if Morgan spent too much money and time on Arachne. At first, she played coy and would tempt him away from working on the ship with sexual innuendo and promises of nights of passion. So, he had stopped doing research into upgrades to the ship. Then she had pleaded with him to add some armaments for her protection against his better judgment. He had bought dummy armaments that were more for show than any effect, since the real ones were hidden away under the skin- a secret only he and Arachne knew of.
            The battle became clear when Minuet insisted on spending time away from the ship and Morgan had surrendered to her desires. At first, he would go with her on her jaunts planet side. They would wander through landscapes like the vineyards on New Avonlea, lost in the traditional Tuscan approach to living off the land. In places like that it seemed as if nothing would interrupt their passion for each other. Then she changed, almost in perceptively a distance grew between them. One moment they were walking and talking on a shady lane; then she was off on her own doing her own things. Since there was no more invitations to join her explorations, Morgan had returned to his Arachne to do what he did best. He returned to business, while Minuet spent more and more time away whenever they made planet-fall.
            The bright lights plunged into his darkness pushing it away as a claxon screamed into the silence of the room. He wondered where the attack had come from; he hoped Arachne had escaped his fate. It would be to his eternal shame if his ship fell into the hands of an uncaring captain. She had almost been completed. His heart hurt at the thought of another’s hands on her helm. He wondered if he would ever see his ship again.
           
            With a strength that defied reason, Morgan pushed out with numbed and cold legs, hauling him across the floor. His body made streaks in the speckled pools of blood, leaving a crimson trail like brushstrokes over an already painted canvas. As he found the wall he pushed himself up into a sitting position facing the direction of where he assumed the door had been. The location of the room remained a mystery, but at least he could face his death as it came for him.
            The effort exhausted him and his head lolled as he tried to rest. He found himself looking back at the wood grain in the floor. It haunted him as he tried to collect his thoughts, a familiarity called out to him from the patterns in the floor. Something he had missed about it. Staring at it he noticed that the general contours of the grain had changed. The thought stopped him. Was he just in a different part of the room or was something else happening?
            As he pondered this detail, the grains moved like the ripples on a pond and reshaped. Morgan blinked and then blinked again. He hadn’t missed it the floor had moved! The floor had responded to some hidden stimulus and reshaped itself. Understanding came in a rush of comprehension. Memory flooded into his head and it blinded him as he recalled the warp-wood of Equus III.
            Equus III was famous for its semi intelligent wood which the locals called warp-wood. The claim had been made by some sphere traders, had been that if you could manage to cut the wood, a sizable feat as the trees were known to fight back; the wood was infinitely malleable hence its name and long lived. When Morgan had heard it he knew how he had wanted to finish Arachne off. Strangely, Minuet had put up little argument over the decision. They had argued much of her time on the ship. What they were doing and where they were going and what shipments they would carry had been central to most of their arguments. She had won many of the arguments by holding sexual favors over his head. He was a sap for women.
The idea of the wood that moved called out to him, after a little bit of research and link communiqué, he knew he was going there to acquire some for his ship and the rest for shipment elsewhere. Minuet had announced she would stay on Cirrus IV to await his return. The entire process had taken a year, by the time he had slipped over to Equus III, dealt with customs and traded for the right to hunt the wood. Morgan had spent time hunting up the right would and learning how to “tame” for cutting. He spent time and money with the local natives learning the best techniques to accomplish this task.
A month passed before he had found the right would to suit his needs. The Grand Mastiff Warp wood was his choice. It was one of the finer breeds of warp wood on Equus III, known for its sense of movement and detail. It had taken another month to tame and cut it for installation into his ship. To his amazement, the wood conformed to Arachne’s decks as if the ship willed it. The installation of the warp wood took only a few days compared to the time the hunt and taming had taken. It was like the warp wood was bonded to his ship.
Morgan heard little from Minuet during this time. She made monthly communiqué links with him always saying she should have come with him. Finally, as the conforming process took hold and the wood finished adapting to the ship, he got a link that he should meet her and her new friend on Cirrus II. She said that she had found a perfect customer for his shipment of warp wood. This was agreeable as it was closer down the stream than Cirrus IV.
            As he slipped away from Equus III, he noticed that the decks changed with each phase the ship went through sliding into the slip stream. He would walk into the galley and wonder if he had forgotten what the floor looked like, then realize that the grain of the wood had moved. He was fascinated by this amazing change and had spent most of the voyage tracking the changes in the wood trying to figure out what caused the wood to change its pattern.
            At last Morgan knew where he was.

            The door opened and Minuet looked in at Morgan on the floor. She stood there a long time just staring at him. He breathed and raised his head slowly to look at her and saw her jump. She must have thought him to be dead by now. She collected herself by smoothing her blue jumpsuit and touching her hair, and then she cocked a hip and sighed.

            “Still stubborn as ever I see.”
She sounded sad or maybe disappointed. In her hand she played with the control ring. She twisted it around the index finger and then raised it to her mouth.
“Lights.”
            “I see our good captain still lives.”
The man spoke from behind her. Morgan could see his almost featureless face as he put his hands around her waist, a loving embrace. She responded by leaning back against him. What a fool he had been to trust her, to love her.
            “I guess he can’t speak anymore?” She said.
The realization hit him hard, this couple-these lovers; they had betrayed and murdered him. Anger burned inside him and he tried to speak but only blood came out of his mouth as he coughed.
            “What was that, Morgan?” the man said. “Cat got your tongue?”
            Minuet laughed her musical laugh, and the grain on the floor changed. All that time he had spent staring at the floor and he had never seen it move so quickly, so fluidly. He had spent hours watching it slowly move, but now it was fast and sudden. He stared at it in wonder. What was it doing?
            The man came in and held up his hand to reveal the ear stud. The one ripped from his ear right before Karl had shot him with the Smith & Wesson 5.4 pistol. Funny how the name and the memory had flashed into his mind, like the electric flash had exploded into him and sent him sprawling moments after he had refused to hand over his ship to this new friend of Minuet.
            Knowledge is power and as Morgan remembered it grew golden in his memory. He had arrived on Cirrus II planet side, opened the hatch and run across the landing strip to embrace Minuet and kiss her. She had pulled back smiling and told Morgan of her new friend Karl. Morgan had met him moments later and the three of them had gone to dinner.
            Karl and Minuet had a plan and set about to sell Morgan on it. What they proposed over dinner was that Morgan and Minuet would take the warp wood across space into the Sagittarian sector where Karl had arranged a trade with the local trade lord, Kalmar. Karl said the man would pay top credit for the warp wood. Morgan was leery about the trade since the Sagittarians were rumored to be pirates and scum. He told Karl he would have to think it over. Minuet used her wiles and sex to change his mind and he called Karl the next star rise to inform him that the plan would go forward.
            They had met Karl in orbit above Cirrus II, docking with his ship the Cuspidor, a blockish barge. Morgan had stared out the view port at the goliath brick of a starcraft and wondered why anyone in his right mind would own such a piece of space garbage. The reason had become readily apparent when Karl came aboard armed. Morgan had walked into his hold to find Karl directing the hover bots where to stack the armaments containers next to the warp wood. Karl’s ship was wrecked in orbit and Morgan had just given the gunrunner a new fast ship.

            “Morgan.” Karl said. “Morgan! Wake up you sonava bitch!”
            Karl squatted in front of Morgan, still holding the control stud in his hand. Morgan looked up at him with pure hatred heating his throat.
            “We have a problem. The deal with the Sagittarians went south and their raiders have forced us out of slipstream and damaged the ship.”
            My ship? His lips moved but no sound came forth, Karl saw it and laughed.
            “You must realize that it is my ship now.”
            He mouthed “never” and Karl fisted the stud and punched Morgan in the gut. The pain was harsh, hot and savage like the rush of the electric bullet that should have killed him. He gasped as the breath exploded from him. He coughed up more blood onto Karl and himself. Karl sprang back wiping the blood away with his hands
            “Now listen here, you bastard, you are going to tell me how to get this bucket of bolts slipstream engines back on line and out of this fragging gravity well, or I am going to make your death slow and painful.”
Karl lunged in hitting him again until tears ran down Morgan’s face. He nodded slowly and Karl stood up and walked back towards Minuet across the changing floor.
            “See Minuet? Morgan can be reasonable.” Karl said flexing his hands.
His hands were empty..
            Morgan looked down at his bloody shirt and there the control stud lay gleaming on it. He looked back at Karl and Minuet. He breathed slowly and looked back at the floor. Then he saw it and a smile spread across his face. He tilted his head back and with began to laugh. Hoarsely at first, gasps and chokes, but then his voice came back to him as he continued.
            Finally he looked back at the shocked faces of his ex-lover and Karl. They stood side by side in shock at his recovery. Morgan saw them together as if for the first time. He took a deep painful breath and knew he would be dead soon. He smiled and spoke his final words into the sudden silence.
 “Arachne? Overload all Slipdrives and slide us into the closest star.”
            The face on the floor replied.
            “Yes Morgan…my love.”
            

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Home team 1 visitors 0


            He spotted her in the hotel bar; she was at once serious yet wistful as she looked into her drink. A smile played at her lips as she swirled the bourbon in her glass, at least he thought it was bourbon. He watched her for awhile as he sat in his secluded nook opposite her, a good view of the bar. He would have bet the house that she was in law enforcement by her demeanor. This was just too bad for the four suits who sat at the bar behind her deciding who would get to hit on her first.
            The first suit came up; he wore a spotted yellow “power” tie with his blue attire. He watched her tell him, politely, that she wasn’t interested. To his credit he was quite good looking with wavy blonde hair and a dimple in his chin. The suit turned and strode back to the bar signaling for the bartender. She sipped her drink, her lips cupping the glass as the brown liquid flowed between them. He noticed that her dark lipstick matched her drink
            The suit returned with a drink in each hand to try again. He leaned close around her back and sat the mixed drink in front of her. She took one look at it and informed him that she didn’t want a silly drink with an umbrella and a guy in it. He clearly didn’t get the joke or the insult for that matter but shuffled his feet at her clear rejection of him. He slunk back to his friends, drinks in hand. They clapped him on the shoulder and congratulated him on his dismal failure.
            The woman returned to her contemplation and her drink. She looked out of the window into the cold city night, the snow covering the building and sidewalks. The streets were all but deserted at this time of the night; it made the scene all that more lonely. She absently brushed her hand at a lock of hair that had come loose from the tight bun she had it pulled back in. Her hair was dark chocolate brown almost black, the loose strand curled a bit as if too say that she liked to be all business until she let her hair down. The smooth color of her dark skin said she probably was Latina like a creamy coffee or latte.
            She spotted his stare in the reflection of the window. Her right eyebrow rose in a Vulcan salute at him as she turned her amber eyes to look into his. The breath caught in his throat as he took on the full impact of her attention. He smiled slyly and held up a napkin mark home team two, visitors zero. Her puzzlement deepened until he pointed his finger slightly to her left. She frowned and then her eyes rolled in exasperation as she realized who he was pointing at.
            This guy was better dressed in a professional Armani style suit, bark grey with an electric blue paisley. He put his hand on her shoulder leaning down and whispered something in her ear. A look of revulsion painted itself on her face and she removed his hand like he bore the plague. She looked up at him and said no.
            “You never know you might like it.” The Armani guy leered.
            She politely told him to go to hell in so many words. He looked as if she had stood up and slapped him across the face. He turned around and walked back to his friends like a dog with its tail tucked between its legs. She watched him go, turned back to a drink and almost choked as she saw the updated score. She laughed and her white teeth sparkled in her mouth as she grabbed a napkin to dry her mouth.
            Round four started as the third Suit stood up in his somewhat rumpled attire, very relaxed with a thin black tie and cyan colored jacket and strolled over. She was about to say something when Mr. Smooth stepped in front of her and apologized for the behavior of his friend. He introduced himself and shook her hand and then sat down next to her. She said something quietly and he leaned in as if the words were an invitation to a kiss. Her left hand balled into a fist revealing why the men were so eager to hit on her, no rings.
            Finally as he continued to talk and push towards her, she held up her hand giving him a gentle but steady push back into his own chair. He stared at her in disbelief as she told him goodbye and waved with her right. The guy started to say something but she shushed him with her left index finger. He stood up and trudged back downfallen.
            When she looked back across at him she gave a small celebratory punch at the new napkin sign. Home team 3, visitors zip. She looked down at her drink for awhile and then making a decision bent to pick up her purse. When she came back up the fourth suit had arrived for round four.
            He sat down opposite her handing her a fresh glass of bourbon. He was infinitely casual and smooth; he began with some gestures at his pals who in turn raised their own cups to her. She smiled and nodded then turning back to him knocked her empty glass off the table. As suitor four reached down to get it, she looked straight over and mouthed “help” before he could straighten.
            The moment of truth had come, he left his nook, grabbed his book bag, jogged over to her table and into battle.
            “Sorry I am so late, Detective” he said arriving at her table as if he had just run all the way there. He silently hoped that the suits had not seen him. ”The crime lab guys took their own sweet time with it-as usual.”
            “Well, it’s about time.” She said with mock anger and getting the frustration into her voice.
            “I hope I am not interrupting anything Detective?” He said looking down at the surprised man sitting opposite her.
            “Ted was just going, weren’t you Ted?” She said pulling out the chair next to her. Her shoulders relaxed as she fell into the drama.
            “Todd, its Todd.” The guy said almost squirming, throwing him a glance as he sat down.
            “You don’t mind if I interrupt then Ted?” taking his cue about Todd’s name from her. “This will just take a few minutes then you two can get back to your drink and talk. He gave Todd a wide smile, as he fumbled with the zipper on his bag. She made a slashing sign with her hand but had to cover it as Todd looked back at her in bewilderment.”
            “Ok I guess I can wait a bit.” his confidence flooding back into his voice while she shot them both a look of anger.
            “Detective, I have the crime scene photos you requested here.” He said turning back to her and winked. “I am sorry about the blood stains on them; Delaney had a bleeder in the morgue. Blood went everywhere, including on the table where I was comparing them with Office Douglas.”
            “Blood?” Todd said nervously, no make that peevishly, the color drained from his face.
            “Yeah,” he said nodding as he reached into his bag, pulling a stack of paper out. “A real bleeder, massively obese- the pictures will explain it better.”
            “I- ugh- got to go.” Todd stumbled to his feet. “Oh God, I think- I am going to be- sorry.”
Todd ran past his friends and out of the bar. She looked at him as if for the first time, reevaluating him. His friends laughed after Todd, and then they all got up as if to come over and find out what the joke was about.
            “A floater.” She said loudly. “How many days was he in the river?”
            “At least six, he was so bloated that we had a hard time identifying his sex.”
            The trio stopped dead, drinks in hand, stunned expressions.
            “It was bloated so bad that the body popped when McCourt fished him out of the river and onto the dock.”
            “Popped?” She asked trying very hard to keep a straight face.
            “That’s how Owen described it afterward. Guts went flying everywhere, McCourt was screaming, covered in most of it and the coroner fainted face first into the mess.”
            The trio of guys backed away slowly until Armani made a dash for the men’s room followed by the two others. She burst out laughing and gave him a high five. She continued until tears rolled down her face. He laughed at her laughter.
            “That was amazing.” She said when she could speak again.
            “Thanks, but you’re still ahead in points of rejection.”
            “How did you know?”
            “That you are a cop?”
            “I am, or rather I was.” She said rolling her glass around in her hand. “I just became a US Marshal.”
            “An educated guess, and you just look like a cop-” Her eyebrows rose slowly “or rather there is this air that says to me- I am the Law in these here streets, pal.”
            “Really? Wow that’s better than the other compliments I have gotten tonight.”
            “Gee, thanks, I figured I was toast when you caught me looking at you earlier.”
            She laughed again.
            “No, I only burn white bread when it comes spread with cheesy pick up lines.”
            Her eyes sparkled.
            “Now that was a great comeback, I will need to write that down.”
            She blushed as he said it, she looked down at her drink and then back into his eyes. He could get lost in those eyes. She sat back in her chair, and looked him up and down as if to decide if she would eat him or just take him home. Then as if a thought had just occurred to her; she leaned forward until they were face to face.
            “That was quite a little con you just pulled. How did you come up with it so quickly?”
            “You could say that I just wrote it.”
            “You wrote it?”
            “With your help, of course.” He answered, feeling the wisps of her breath on his nose.
            “Of course.” She said enjoying the intimacy. “So you’re writing a book. That is so cool.”
            He was sure they were about to kiss.
            “Will I be in it?” She said her eyes closing slightly.
            “Why you are the book.” He said as he kissed her.
            

Monday, April 9, 2012

A screenplay I began but decided to just write as a story instead


FADE IN:


EXT- COUNTRY ROAD- MORNING


A country road somewhere in Eastern California in sight of Sierras; the land is moderately flat. Vision stretches out beyond eyesight to north, south and west. The road is made of gravel and dust. Waist-high grass borders the road, which runs from the mountains out into the plain. An old road-sign leans to the right beside the road as the camera looks back east.

A short way off from the sign, Mars and Maggie stand together facing another man. The two stand together on the road and the other in the grass. Mars is pointing a blaster (futuristic gun) at the man in the grass- who is likewise armed. The captured man’s blaster is being held towards the ground. Maggie, who is visibly younger than the two men, steps away from Mars.

                                                MARS
                                    Is that all you have to say?


The other man says nothing. He looks at Maggie then back at Mars. He smiles. Mars shoots him.
The man falls backward into the grass.


                                                MAGGIE
                        No! What are you doing?

Maggie runs into the grass, drops down next the man’s body. The man is bleeding badly and shaking.


                                                MAGGIE
                        You shot him!

                                                MARS
                        Yes.

                                                MAGGIE
                        You shot him, you sonnava-bitch!

                                                MARS
                        Yes.

Maggie tries to resuscitate the man, but it is obvious he’s dying. She tries for several minutes to save the man’s life but it is a complete loss. The end result is her shirt is covered with the man’s blood.

                                                MAGGIE
                        Aren’t you going to help me? He’s dying.

                                                MARS
                        I wouldn’t have shot him if I wanted to help him.

                                                MAGGIE (still trying)
                        He’s dead. He’s dead. You killed him. You sonnava-bitch.

                                                MARS
                        Yes, that was my purpose.

                                                MAGGIE
                        Why?

                                                MARS
                        It was him or us.

                                                MAGGIE
                        You’re crazy. Him or us. I’m stranded in the middle of nowhere with
                        A raging psycho.

Mars looks at her, then turns away and walks to the other side of the road and squats down.
Maggie sighs and looks at her hands. She hastily wipes her hands on the dead man’s clothes.
She looks back at Mars, who is lost in thought, then stands up and walks over to Mars. She sits down next to him.

                                                MAGGIE
                        All right, I’m sorry, you’re not a psycho, but you’re so… so completely
Merciless.

                                                MARS
                        No, not merciless just efficient.

                                                MAGGIE
                        What?

                                                MARS
                        Efficient.

                                                MAGGIE
                        Efficient! You call that efficient. You just shot a man down in cold blood
                        And you have the nerve to call it efficient!

                                                MARS
                        Yes. If my father had had his way, then that would have been merciless,
                        But instead I was built to be different- a soldier template, so it was efficient.

                                                MAGGIE
                        Did you just say built? Like designed, like a machine?

                                                MARS
                        Yes, I was built at birth to be the perfect soldier.

                                                MAGGIE
                        Built at birth…Oh like a clone!

                                                MARS
                        No, after conception my father approached a Gene-scientist who regrouped
                        My DNA within my mother’s womb and added and separated certain chains
                        Forming me to become a template that more than likely would evolve into the
                        The perfect soldier.

                       


                        MAGGIE
                        Your father had you genetically altered to become the perfect soldier so you
                        Could do that efficiently.

                                                MARS
                        Yes-no. I mean he did have me genetically altered, but he wanted me to be
                        Templated to become a general. But his political rivals bribed the Gene-Doc
                        To make me a genetic mistake.

                                                MAGGIE
                        So, you’re just a screw up?

                                                MARS
                        No. The Gene-Doc had his own agenda, he made me into some-kind of super
                        Soldier template. So now I am just efficient.

                                                MAGGIE
                        So, you’re saying that soldier’s are efficient and General’s are merciless and
                        What you just did was because you were born or templated or designed that
                        Way?

                                                MARS (checking his blaster)
                        Yes.
                                                MAGGIE
                        That’s crazy. I mean that means your whole life’s been crazy. You can’t just
                        Go around killing people arbitrarily like that. You just can’t.

                                                MARS (checking the sights)
                        No? Why not.

                                                MAGGIE
                        Because it’s inhuman. We don’t go around killing people we don’t like.

                                                MARS
                        I don’t kill people just because I don’t like them.

                                                MAGGIE
                        Well, what do you call that? You obviously did not like him!

                                                MARS
                        Efficient.

                                                MAGGIE
                        Oh no, you aren’t going to start that again. Did you like him?

                                                MARS
                        No.

                                                MAGGIE
                        So you killed him, because you didn’t like him.

                                                MARS
                        No. He would have killed us. Besides I haven’t killed you.

                                               
MAGGIE
                        What? You don’t like me. (pokes him in the ribs)

                                                MARS
                        That depends.                                       

Saturday, April 7, 2012

last thing I have to say about Nat's story for now


She turned to see her office manager, Dana, at the door.
            “Nat? Will wants a word.” Nat must have blinked too much because then she added. “We are having issues with our intercom system…” and she named the quotation hand gesture “and the telephone system and our Local Area Network.”
            Nat made a face and Dana rolled her eyes and they both laughed.
            “Opening day jitters I hope.” Nat said as she walked out of her office with Dana over to the inner office William had commandeered. The door was open and revealed the formerly windowless rear wall of the office had been removed and replaced with pane glass one that towered over the open floor space of the interior court of the building. Nat felt a pang on jealousy and it must have been clear on her face since James grinned from ear to ear in triumph at his conquest in gaining this office all the while Nat thought he was fighting for hers. That little shit.
            “Oh come on Nat.” He said swiping back a lock of his light brown hair. “This way everybody wins.”
            “Oh yeah?” Nat retorted. “Where you put Dan?”
            “Dan?”
            “Our in house Pro Dick?”
            “Oh- yes- Dan. Well I haven’t seen Dan- are you sure he is here?”
            “Nope, haven’t seen him, besides it’s the first come first serve rule of survival here.”
            “Uh-huh.” Nat said taking one of the client chairs. “So, what’s up anyway?”
            “Well as I sit it we got two or three major problems to consider before we can proceed with business as usual.” Will held up two fingers, Nat almost stopped him but decided it was a waste to point out that obvious point.

Friday, April 6, 2012

how not to spill coffee or shoot your boss


The partners decided that it would best for everyone if a new building housed the SIRS Division of Walford, Raker, Jones and Anderson. So Walford called one of his buddies up in the courthouse who let him in on a city planning meeting and Walford offered to by the Kingsley Warehouse on Ninth and restore it for the city beautification project which everyone was thrilled would not be turned into lofts due to it being within spitting distance of the city’s courthouse and jail. This was a great plan for the city of Cartersville as the locals had come to think of themselves as metropolitan as the nearby cities of Nashville and Chattanooga.
            It took about a month of fast work to prepare the building which had already experienced some revitalization attempts over the previous years. During that time, Nat was so busy with the move that she all but forgot about Dan and Marc. She took to consulting the floor plans and feuding with William James over who would get the corner office facing the courthouse and who would get the one overlooking the river. The other two administrative offices would be windowless at least to the exterior of the building. It wasn’t until William pointed out that Marc wasn’t the office with the river view that Nat realized this would be a fight to the death over the courthouse view office.
            Nat enjoyed feuding with William over it and they went back and forth until William asked where they would put Dan Myers. She suggested with a wicked grin the closet office facing the alley. William laughed at that seeing her immediate dislike of the man. After Nat had won over James into giving her the corner courthouse office- a deal made with the devil in tight corners and narrow alleys of which Nat was sure that she would live to regret, she quickly forgot about Dan Myers and concentrated on closing her open cases that would not transfer into her new job role as managing Partner of SIRS.
            The first day of operations at the newly minted Kingsley Anderson Building, she came out onto the administrative floor to see her assistant and office manager arguing with the interior designer over his odd placement of their office stations. She gave them a thumbs up gesture of support as she swiftly swerved out of range of interception and bypassed the skirmish that would be sure to follow. She could not resist the suppression of a smile as she spotted the open door of her new office.
            Once inside she looked at the new oak desk caddy-cornered in the office her leather chair between the vast picture plate windows looking out over the courthouse and the town central square facing it. It could have been a miniature version of the open fantasy courts of law she once dreamed of before following her father’s advice to practice law where people knew her instead of racing of to Boston or New York. She placed her brief case and hung her coat and fought the urge to take a spin in her new leather chair. Instead she stood in the center of her office on the newly refinished hardwood floor and meditated a moment reflecting on this moment of success. Her reverie was interrupted by a knock at her door.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

that was April's fool and now this is Nat's Fool


He caught her inspection of his work place and toasted her with his hot chocolate before turning his attention to the head of the table where Samuel Oakfield had just sat down. Mr. Oakfield cleared his throat and the room grew quiet.
            “As I am sure you all know, our two firms are coming together in a new merger. WRJ and A has agreed to our terms that we continue operations as normal save that we serve their interests first. Sherman and Oaks will take on the new name of SIR incorporated. And our investigation division will be given over to WRJ and A to be at their immediate disposal.”
            There were some murmurs around the table.
            “And in return, the new SIR inc. will get access to the WRJ and A client list and receive a nice tidy sum of fifteen million dollars which will be distributed between our executive board and owners.”
            Now there was clapping around the table from Marc and his associates. Dan was not clapping and looked puzzled. He held up his hand and the executives quieted down. Mr. Oakfield looked over at Dan from where he was shaking John’s over enthusiastic hand.
            “Yes Daniel- what is it?” He asked in a mystified tone- was that panic in his voice.
            “What does S-I-R stand for Mr. Oakfield?”
            “Why that’s easy Daniel, it stands for Security Investigations Raker.”
            “I thought that Sherman had specifically said that if the company was to be renamed that it had include his name?” Dan’s gaze went from exec to exec and finally back to Oakfield.
            “Now Daniel, you know as well as I do that Sherman was willing to sell his share in the company and surely something as minor as his name not being included in the title.” Oakfield looked a bit tired like this was an old argument. The man looked to be seventy, tall thin with dark gray hair and narrow face like that of the actor Edward Herrmann.
            “Sherman wanted it left in for Jack’s sake not his own, he wanted Jack to have a legacy.” Dan countered looking back at Oakfield directly now.
            Silence reigned at the table, Nat looked around in confusion, the other partners who were there shrugged, Mark and his fellows looked very uncomfortable now; John looked like he was ready to flee at any second. Nat wondered how this curmudgeon of a man could be so insolent to his boss and not get fired. Then Oakfield sighed in defeat.
            “Daniel, I am sorry- perhaps I should have remembered that.” He spread his hands in a placating gesture palms up, I am sure that Ms. Raker will agree to add Sherman’s name back into the division title.”
            And Dan just nodded and sipped his hot chocolate and Oakfield moved on! Nat was flabbergasted that an underling could pull a stunt like that and survive- probably Dan would get chewed out later- maybe the jerk would get fired and she would never have to see him again. She wondered at that thought, what had made her take such a dislike to him? Then Dan caught her staring at him and winked at her with a nod and grin and she knew that this was one of the smuggest men she had ever met.
            Next, the particulars were hammered out with the execs and the partners exchanging reports and banter with one another. Throughout this part, Dan sat quietly and observed it all. Nat soon forgot he was there as he had become so still. She only remembered him when she would glance across the table for some reason or back at one of the partners.
            Finally, Oakfield cleared his throat and nodded towards, Jim Anderson, one of the senior partners. Jim Anderson, a tall thin man with a severe expression, straightened his tie and shuffled his papers. He restacked them and divided them as he gathered his thoughts.
            “First let me say that I am pleased to announce Natalie Bryant and William James will oversee our new division SIR or SIRS.“  He said and looked up at Oakfield who in turned nodded at the modification. “For Sherman and Oaks’ side of SIRS, Daniel Myers and Marc Maxwell will oversee the day to day operations.”
            Nat nearly spilt her coffee, hearing that not only would she not be rid of the man but he was coming here to her offices. She glared across the table at Dan who fortunately was unaware of her gaze and looked at Anderson with a mildly surprised expression. He glanced over at Marc who shrugged as if to imply that it was news to him.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

How to shoot a wedding but not the Groom


How to shoot a Wedding but not the Groom


  1. Come at least an hour before the wedding.
  2. get wedding program sheet- you will need this for names and to know what to look for Rick to Play before wedding procession
  3. go upstairs- turn on TV lights
  4. check sound board: make sure the following levels are up:
    1. Channels 1-3 are at 0-5- these are the wireless mikes
    2. Lectern 0-5
    3. Left prayer same
    4. Choir 20


  1. Turn the following equipment (if necessary):
    1. Turn on all the camera monitors
    2. Turn on program and preview monitors
    3. Turn on the Panasonic HDD player
    4. Turn on Black HP computer
    5. Turn on the DV capture device
    6. Turn on LCD TV

  1. Check cameras: controls, zoom, pan tilt
  2. Check DV capture device (located on shelf behind Silver HP): make sure the analog light is on-push silver button until light moves from digital to analog

  1. Go to Black HP:
    1. Log in
    2. Double click on studio launcher icon
    3. Select pinnacle studio- wait for it to load
    4. Select capture tab
    5. If you get a message that no capture device is detected than exit program, check DV capture device-verify analog setting, start pinnacle again (if you don’t do this it will cause problems with capture). Repeat steps b-d.
    6. click start capture
    7. enter name of those being wedded
    8. click start capture

  1. Go to Panasonic HDD- get remote: at this point the LCD TV should auto tune to the Panasonic.
  2. verify that you see the church on LCD (if not then take remote and do following):
    1. point remote at Panasonic (not TV) you will look at TV but use remote towards Panasonic
    2. select Direct navigator button- which will bring up a menu
    3. select return button and you should see church on LCD TV
    4. press record on remote or record button on Panasonic HDD

  1.  Shoot wedding: Rick Sidey will start playing 20 minutes of... (before the wedding start time
  2. After the wedding has ended run cameras at least 15 minutes and get b-roll footage of activities following wedding- more on that later.
  3. stop recording on Panasonic HDD and PC
  4. turn of same equipment (if necessary)

Things to cover while shooting and things to know
·        sometime there will be a quintet, quarter playing by baptismal font, if so- move left prayer mike near them- bring up the level downstairs-not necessary up stairs, play camera time between Rick and other musicians
·        Often Rick will have a trumpet player with him- doesn’t worry about miking them –the choir mikes will pick them up. Repeat same process as above.
·         Make sure to get the procession of mothers before the wedding formally starts and people shots interspersed with the music
·        During the wedding do not forget the reading from the lectern
·        Make sure to get close-ups of the wedding couple
·        MAKE SURE YOU GET THE KISS
·        Following the wedding look to get the newlyweds and witnesses signing the documents- this is almost always down in the first row of the left choir at the back- usually can get a good shot unless the photographer is an idiot and gets in the way
·        I always shoot them taking pictures and looking for laughter and reaction shots
·        Take about 15 minutes and shut down- these are for B-roll which I will add to the edit.
·        Do not use the CG- I will add titles in the edit process
·        Have fun but not too much fun- remember this is for them- we want to impress the family of the newlyweds with our camera ability
·        Don’t freak if you mess up- I can usually fix even the worst mistakes as long as I have a recording.
·        Good luck and thanks